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A Bad Day

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 08:57:39 GMT

So my little sister decided to drink enough vodka to nearly kill herself today. Her blood alcohol level was way up, like 4.68 I think they said. She's only sixteen and already turning up to be having alot of problems with drugs and drinking. I feel like I've failed somehow. I'm supposed to protect her. If I can't keep her safe, then what the hell am I here for?

Tue, 25 May 2004 10:53:43 GMT

metallicaangel is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.

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POISON

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UCAUTION

IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MANDA AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

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HAR HAR

OMG I'm tired...

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 06:03:01 GMT

TyeSanafar [12:31 AM]: The world doesn't need to know, but I do.
TyeSanafar [12:31 AM]: I don't have an imagination D:
Jillinthemox [12:32 AM]: LoL. Yes you do...Okay...how about this... I'm sucking on a giant, long, juicy, cylindrical....hot dog....because I'm damn hungry. =P
TyeSanafar [12:32 AM]: That'll do :D
Jillinthemox [12:32 AM]: Heh heh heh...for now, anyway.
TyeSanafar [12:32 AM]: I'm hungry too. :O
TyeSanafar [12:33 AM]: For now? :O
Jillinthemox [12:33 AM]: Ha ha ha
Jillinthemox [12:33 AM]: Yes.
Jillinthemox [12:33 AM]: For now.
TyeSanafar [12:33 AM]: Well, duh, after you're done with the hot dog... you'll be full..
Jillinthemox [12:34 AM]: *blinks* Hee hee hee

Jillinthemox [12:44 AM]: *fornicates* Wheee!!!
TyeSanafar [12:44 AM]: Oh yeah! The big words increase the orgasm!!!
TyeSanafar [12:45 AM]: :D
Jillinthemox [12:45 AM]: Yaaay! Super 'Gasm!!!
TyeSanafar [12:45 AM]: What's better? A super 'gasm? Or an orgasm?
Jillinthemox [12:46 AM]: A 'gasm is so great, you can't even say the whole word, so Super 'Gasm.
TyeSanafar [12:46 AM]: I want me one of those! :D
Jillinthemox [12:46 AM]: *gives*
TyeSanafar [12:47 AM]: *is pleased to the point of no return*
Jillinthemox [12:47 AM]: Yay!
Jillinthemox [12:48 AM]: Oh, what wonders I can show. =P *feels like a super sexy yoda*
TyeSanafar [12:48 AM]: Like what? :P
Jillinthemox [12:49 AM]: *shows wonders, and they are sexilicious*
TyeSanafar [12:50 AM]: *enjoys, but hates his lack of an imagination* :)
Jillinthemox [12:51 AM]: LoL.....If I were to speak these wonders out loud, the Pope would beat me for forming a better religion, because, baby, I'll make you see God. =P *falls over at her own corny pick up lines*
TyeSanafar [12:52 AM]: That's the best pick up line (and first) a woman has ever used on me, haha.

TyeSanafar [12:58 AM]: *rapes*
Jillinthemox [12:59 AM]: *screams....IN EUPHORIA*
TyeSanafar [12:59 AM]: *rapes more*
Jillinthemox [1:00 AM]: *morphs into her final form of SEX GODDESS MANDA vr.5.008*
TyeSanafar [1:01 AM]: Sure, that's waht they say about EVERY game. Final version. Pfft. There'll be another update tomorrow.
TyeSanafar [1:01 AM]: But for now...
TyeSanafar [1:01 AM]: *enjoys this version*
Jillinthemox [1:02 AM]: *is better than the porn on Consumption Junction*

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 05:46:10 GMT

Which "Pirates of the Carribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" quote best suits you? by Aurian_Fry
Username
You are:	And for the remainder of the voyage I want you to consider every possible meaning of the words, "Silent as the grave." - Commodore Norrington

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What happens when you try to be Japanese? by hideto
Your Name
Your Age
Your Japanese Name	Hoshi (Star)
Your New Style	Strictly Business.
Your Favourite Singer	Kozi
You end up becoming..	A prostitute
Cash flow?	$467,518,038
You die..	In a firey car accident.

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If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man Name	Johnny
Your Gay Man Occupation	Catholic Priest
Your Stereotypical Gay Man Trait	Calling everyone "darling"
Your Gay Man Music of Choice	Badly Drawn Boy
Your Gay Man Cause of Death	Blood Loss (from...you know)

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Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Indie Elitist
Your Favorite Band/Song	Aerosmith - Walk This Way
You Like To Read:	The backs of cereal boxes
You Firmly Believe In:	Nose-picking
Everyone Thinks You Are:	A sleazy prostitute
You Were Conceived:	52nd Street, New York City
You Will Marry:	The high-school slut

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Who will you be stuck with at end of time? (pics are back yay!) by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there because	you were dead, but then you weren't.. Look at that...
For _____ years	66
With
He/She will think you are	ugly
You will	slap them across the face

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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Manic-Depressive Man
Super Power	Can Cry On Command
Enemy	Martha Stewart
Mode Of Transportation	Mechanical Bull
Weapon	Attack Gerbils

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What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
On	February 4, 2021

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I'm such an idiot.

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 03:18:32 GMT

It's too hot here in this house. I took a cold bath today, and stayed under the water, with just my mouth out to breathe. The attic fan made a rumbling sound, that with my ears submerged sounded like something large thundering my way. With my eyes closed, it was easy to lose myself in the sound, letting my imagination paint a picture of myself standing on a barren plain, the wind moving my hair back from my face. Just over the horizon line, a shadow formed on the yellow grass, and a large group of horses was running at me. I took a deep breath and started to choke, and realized that I had slipped underwater without knowing it.

Huzzah for almost drowning myself.

Whoo...

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 10:34:08 GMT

I hear footsteps, and her smoker's cough starting up. I'm about to get yelled at again for being on the computer all night. What else am I supposed to do? There's nothing on tv, and I have no desire to play video games tonight, so what the hell else? Oh, yeah, that's right. Housework. Well, tonight I straightened up the kitchen, and did a load of laundry, and kept the living room straightened up. If that doesn't make her ass happy, nothing will.

I want to talk to Daniel. I want to go see Kill Bill Vol. 2. I want my truck to work. I want to be sick. I just want to much, I guess.

Play that violin, Jesterman, I used the bow to peirce my nose

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 07:46:20 GMT

The madness is rolling
Ever harsh and controlling
Her pretty colors terrify me
The hatred can't be stopped
It took over when the ball was dropped
Just a scream in Times Square
I am floating to be pulled under
Your precious locket torn asunder
My disease could not come from your womb
Mother, Mother why did you turn?
I am Witch for you to burn
As your spiteful words become Home.

Fuck her. I don't need this. Fuck her and her perpetual bad moods and that stupid little truck. I'm going to get out, break free. I don't need Teresa, or her shining blonde children.

I've come up with a couple of theories of why she hates me so much.

The first: I've got black hair and brown eyes and a tan, while Kari and Ryan are blonde haired blue eyed pale faced little waifs. I look insanely different than them, and that reminds her that I'm not from her womb. I look like my mother, who she hated. I was 4 when she married Dad, and knew well enough to tell that she was a horrible woman. I was old enough to dislike her, old enough to know the truth behind her kind words and pretty smiles. I was old enough that I remember the beatings and the bad words, the screaming and the poison.

The second, which may as well tie into the first: I'm not 10 years old anymore, and she can't beat me like she did then, so she moves to her best subject; verbal abuse.

Freedom is so close I can smell it. Please, Nissan, get fixed for cheap so I can be moving out June 1st!